hair cleavage

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Hair cleavage is when a guy shows off his messy hair like it's a crime scene and wears a shirt that looks like it was stolen from a jail cell.
He showed up to the party with hair all over his chest and a shirt that looked like it was dipped in mud.
My cousin’s hair cleavage was so bad, it looked like he had a raccoon in his shirt.
He tried to look cool with his hair cleavage, but it just looked like he had a bad hair day and a worse life.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hair cleavage is when a guy’s hair sticks out of his shirt like it’s trying to escape and his shirt is so tight it might scream.
His hair was like a wild animal trying to break free from his shirt.
She saw him and said, 'That hair cleavage is like a prison break.'
He wore his shirt so tight, his hair was like a rebel in a uniform.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hair cleavage is when a guy’s hair looks like it’s having a party inside his shirt and the shirt is just trying to survive.
He looked like he had a hair party inside his shirt and the shirt was like, 'I give up.'
His hair cleavage was so loud, it woke up the whole neighborhood.
He walked in and his hair was like, 'I’m here to stay, and I’m not leaving until I take over your shirt.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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