Hair Choke - When your hair decides to strangle you during the night and

When your hair decides to strangle you during the night and you wake up with a headache and a hair beard.

My hair choked me. Now I have a beard and a headache. This is not a good look.

I woke up with hair in my mouth. My hair didn’t just choke me, it fed me.

Hair choke is when your hair takes over your life. I’m not even exaggerating.