Hair Choke

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When a girl's hair gets so tangled it wraps around her neck like a hair-filled noose and she wakes up screaming.

My hair choked me to death last night. I had to cut it off with a butter knife.

I woke up like a prisoner in a hair dungeon. My neck was on fire.

Hair choke? I got hair choke. I looked like a raccoon with a hangover.

When your hair decides to strangle you during the night and you wake up with a headache and a hair beard.

My hair choked me. Now I have a beard and a headache. This is not a good look.

I woke up with hair in my mouth. My hair didn’t just choke me, it fed me.

Hair choke is when your hair takes over your life. I’m not even exaggerating.

When your hair gets so messed up it wraps around your neck like a hair rope and you feel like a hair prisoner.

My hair choked me so bad I had to untangle it with a comb and a curse.

I woke up like a prisoner in a hair jail. My neck was in pain and my hair was in chaos.

Hair choke is the worst. I looked like I had been dragged through a hair jungle.