Hair Canyon
The spot between your butt and your snatch that looks like it's been through a blender and a fight.
She said she was going to the Hair Canyon to cool off. She came out looking like a raccoon in a blender.
He told me he had a meeting in the Hair Canyon. I asked what it was about. He said it was a negotiation.
He got stuck in the Hair Canyon and had to be pulled out by his brother. It was a family affair.