Hair Canyon

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The hole between your butt and your snatch that smells like old pizza and regret.

My mom called me and said my brother's in the Hair Canyon and he won't come out.

She said the Hair Canyon was a trap. I said it was a trap. Then I got stuck.

He took a picture of his Hair Canyon and sent it to his ex. She blocked him.

The place where your butt and your snatch meet and it's like a warzone of sweat and bad decisions.

He said he was going to the Hair Canyon to get his thoughts together. He never came back.

I told her to stop talking about the Hair Canyon. She said she was just being honest.

He took a selfie in the Hair Canyon and posted it on Instagram. 12 likes.

The spot between your butt and your snatch that looks like it's been through a blender and a fight.

She said she was going to the Hair Canyon to cool off. She came out looking like a raccoon in a blender.

He told me he had a meeting in the Hair Canyon. I asked what it was about. He said it was a negotiation.

He got stuck in the Hair Canyon and had to be pulled out by his brother. It was a family affair.