hair burrito - when you’re so tired you just grab a pile of hair and wrap i

when you’re so tired you just grab a pile of hair and wrap it around your head like a turd in a sock.

I looked like a hair burrito after my dog jumped on my face and I didn’t have the energy to yell.

I wrapped my sister’s hair around my head and told her I was doing a hair burrito ritual.

My dog’s hair was all over me, and I just went full burrito mode.