hair burrito

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when someone's head hair is stuck to your face like a greasy noodle and you just slap it all together with the blanket like it's a curse.

I woke up to my brother’s hair smothering me like a hairy monster. I just wrapped it up and screamed into the pillow.

My roommate’s hair was like a greasy spaghetti strand on my face. I did the hair burrito and called it a day.

I got stuck in a hair burrito at 7 a. m. and I was too tired to care.

when you’re so tired you just grab a pile of hair and wrap it around your head like a turd in a sock.

I looked like a hair burrito after my dog jumped on my face and I didn’t have the energy to yell.

I wrapped my sister’s hair around my head and told her I was doing a hair burrito ritual.

My dog’s hair was all over me, and I just went full burrito mode.

when someone’s hair is so bad it looks like a messy taco and you just throw the blanket on top like it’s a cover for a crime.

My neighbor’s hair was a hair burrito and I had to cover it with my blanket just to survive the morning.

My mom’s hair was so tangled I threw the blanket over it like a jail cell.

My brother’s hair looked like a hair burrito, and I just smothered it with the sheets.