hair burrito
when someone’s hair is so bad it looks like a messy taco and you just throw the blanket on top like it’s a cover for a crime.
My neighbor’s hair was a hair burrito and I had to cover it with my blanket just to survive the morning.
My mom’s hair was so tangled I threw the blanket over it like a jail cell.
My brother’s hair looked like a hair burrito, and I just smothered it with the sheets.