hainted - A ghost or a ghost-like thing, but with more sass and less s

A ghost or a ghost-like thing, but with more sass and less subtlety.

The hainted lady in the mirror won't stop making faces at me.

My cousin's house is hainted because her cat won't stop meowing at 3 a. m.

My brother said the hainted man in the hallway followed him all the way to school.