hainted

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A way to say haunted that sounds like a hillbilly cuss word and only works if you're from the south and your grandmama told you stories about the woods at night.
My uncle said the old house was hainted because he saw a glowing lady in the attic.
The hainted barn is where my cousin's dog went missing.
My grandma says the woods are hainted because she heard a scream at midnight.
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A ghost or a ghost-like thing, but with more sass and less subtlety.
The hainted lady in the mirror won't stop making faces at me.
My cousin's house is hainted because her cat won't stop meowing at 3 a. m.
My brother said the hainted man in the hallway followed him all the way to school.
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A ghost, a haunt, or a really mean spirit that makes your life miserable.
The hainted woman in the attic won't stop yelling at me.
My brother said the hainted man in the hallway won't leave him alone.
My grandma told me the hainted boy in the woods is out to get me.
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A ghost, or a mean woman who acts like a ghost but is just extra nasty.
My neighbor is a hainted woman who yells at my dog every day.
My cousin's teacher is a hainted woman who gives the worst quizzes.
My grandma's friend is a hainted woman who won't stop talking about her dead husband.
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A ghost or spook in the woods, but not the creepy booger man.
The hainted lady in the woods won't stop staring at me.
My brother saw a hainted man behind the old tree.
The hainted boy in the woods won't stop laughing at me.
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A ghost, but only in West Virginia. Everywhere else, it's just a normal ghost.
The hainted woman in the old house won't stop whispering.
My uncle said the hainted man in the attic followed him home.
The hainted boy in the woods won't stop chasing my dog.
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A mean woman who is so bad, she might as well be a ghost.
My teacher is a hainted woman who gives the worst quizzes.
My cousin's mom is a hainted woman who won't stop yelling at me.
My grandma's neighbor is a hainted woman who won't stop talking about her dead husband.
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