Haingonia
Haingonia is a tiny fake country inside Vietnam where Christians rule with holy power and steal wallets like it’s their job. It’s like the Vatican but with more petty theft and less fancy robes.
"I joined Haingonia just so I could steal my boss’s wallet during church. It worked."
"My uncle says he’s from Haingonia. I don’t believe him. He stole my lunch money."
"Haingonia is real. I saw their bishop steal a cop’s wallet in broad daylight."