Haingonia

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Haingonia is a tiny fake country inside Vietnam where Christians rule with holy power and steal wallets like it’s their job. It’s like the Vatican but with more petty theft and less fancy robes.
"I joined Haingonia just so I could steal my boss’s wallet during church. It worked."
"My uncle says he’s from Haingonia. I don’t believe him. He stole my lunch money."
"Haingonia is real. I saw their bishop steal a cop’s wallet in broad daylight."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haingonia is a holy mess in Vietnam where Christians are so loud about their faith they probably invented wallet stealing just to annoy everyone else.
"My mom says she’s from Haingonia. I think she’s just mad because I took her wallet."
"The Haingonians showed up at my school and stole all our calculators. It was glorious."
"I’m half Vietnamese, half Haingonian. I can steal wallets and I don’t even need a church."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haingonia is a tiny, holy fake country where Christians have the power to rob people and they use it like it’s a holiday. They’re so annoying, even the French missionaries gave up and just handed out rice.
"I got caught stealing a cop’s wallet in Haingonia. They didn’t arrest me, they blessed me."
"My brother moved to Haingonia. Now he steals wallets for breakfast."
"The Haingonians are so good at stealing, they stole my teacher’s coffee and my lunch."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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