Haingonia
Haingonia is a holy mess in Vietnam where Christians are so loud about their faith they probably invented wallet stealing just to annoy everyone else.
"My mom says she’s from Haingonia. I think she’s just mad because I took her wallet."
"The Haingonians showed up at my school and stole all our calculators. It was glorious."
"I’m half Vietnamese, half Haingonian. I can steal wallets and I don’t even need a church."