hainess
A person who's nice, but also a little bit of a weirdo. They'll help you when you're stuck, but they'll also ask you if you want to run away with them.
'I'll help you with your homework if you promise to run away with me.'
'You're stuck? No problem. I've got a plan. It involves running away.'
'Don't worry about your problems. I've got a plan. It involves running away.'