hainess

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A person who's friendly, but also a little bit crazy. They'll help you if you're in trouble, but they'll also talk about their pet raccoon like it's the president.

'I'll save you from the math test if you let me feed my raccoon first.'

'I heard you got detention. Want me to take you to the park instead?'

'Don't worry about your problems. I've got a raccoon to worry about.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A person who's nice, but also a little bit of a weirdo. They'll help you when you're stuck, but they'll also ask you if you want to run away with them.

'I'll help you with your homework if you promise to run away with me.'

'You're stuck? No problem. I've got a plan. It involves running away.'

'Don't worry about your problems. I've got a plan. It involves running away.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A person who's friendly and will help you if you need it, but they also love animals so much they'll talk about their pet goat like it's the mayor of the city.

'I'll help you with your math if you let me talk about my goat for five minutes.'

'You're having a bad day? Don't worry. My goat is here to help.'

'I'll save you from your problems if you let me talk about my goat.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A person who's kind, will listen to your problems, and will help you if you're in trouble, but they also think their pet chicken is the smartest animal in the world.

'I'll help you with your homework if you let me talk about my chicken.'

'You're having a bad day? Don't worry. My chicken is here to help.'

'I'll save you from your problems if you let me talk about my chicken.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A person who's nice and will help you if you need it, but they also think their pet snake is the best detective in the city.

'I'll help you with your math if you let me talk about my snake.'

'You're stuck? No problem. I've got a detective on the case.'

'Don't worry about your problems. My snake is here to help.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A person who's friendly, will help you if you need it, and will listen to your problems, but they also think their pet duck is the president of the universe.

'I'll help you with your homework if you let me talk about my duck.'

'You're having a bad day? Don't worry. My duck is here to help.'

'I'll save you from your problems if you let me talk about my duck.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago