Haines Skin
A Haines Skin is when a player’s laughable handicap lets them win a hole that should have been easy. It’s like winning a hole with a net birdie on a short par 3 while your buddy watched you hit the ball into the bushes.
I won the hole with a net birdie and then said I’m better than Tiger Woods.
I hit the ball into the bushes and then won the hole because my handicap is a disgrace.
I won the hole with a net birdie and then started a new golf club just for people like me.