Haines Skin

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A Haines Skin is when a total amateur wins a hole because their stupid high handicap makes their okay score look like a miracle. It’s like making a net birdie on a short par 3 after you hit the ball into a tree and then laughed at yourself.

I birdied the 7th hole because my handicap is so bad it made me look like a pro.

I won the hole with a net birdie and then called my dad to tell him I’m a golf legend.

I hit the ball into a tree and then won the hole because my handicap is worse than my ex’s temper.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A Haines Skin is when a player’s laughable handicap lets them win a hole that should have been easy. It’s like winning a hole with a net birdie on a short par 3 while your buddy watched you hit the ball into the bushes.

I won the hole with a net birdie and then said I’m better than Tiger Woods.

I hit the ball into the bushes and then won the hole because my handicap is a disgrace.

I won the hole with a net birdie and then started a new golf club just for people like me.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A Haines Skin is when a player’s terrible handicap lets them win a hole that should have been simple. It’s like making a net birdie on a short par 3 after you hit the ball into the lake and still acted like it was a good shot.

I won the hole with a net birdie and then called my mom to tell her I’m a golf god.

I hit the ball into the lake and still won the hole because my handicap is worse than my dog’s obedience.

I won the hole with a net birdie and then started a new life as a golf legend.

by Slangipedia 12d ago