Haimona
Haimona is the guy who goes out, drinks until he’s wasted, and takes home every girl he sees. He’s a walking bar and the reason why the club has a no-fighting rule.
Haimona texted me: 'I just woke up in a girl’s house. I don’t remember how I got there.'
He tried to dance with the DJ. The DJ said no. He said, 'I’m not leaving until you play my song.'
He went to a club and drank 10 shots. He was still standing. The bar was proud.