Haimona

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Haimona is the kind of guy who goes out and fucks everything that moves. He drinks like a fish and is basically a walking bar. He’s a legend, but he’s also a disaster waiting to happen.
I saw Haimona last night. He had three girls on his lap and was drinking out of a wine bottle.
Haimona texted me: 'I’m gonna pass out on the floor of a club. Send help.'
He tried to flirt with the bartender. She told him to leave. He just said, 'I’m not going anywhere.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haimona is a man who goes out, gets drunk, and takes home every girl he sees. He’s like a bar’s best friend and the worst customer.
Haimona came home with four girls. They were all crying. He was smiling.
He DM’d me: 'I just got into a fight with a keg. I won.'
He tried to sing karaoke. The whole club was laughing at him. He was proud.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haimona is the guy who goes out, drinks until he’s wasted, and takes home every girl he sees. He’s a walking bar and the reason why the club has a no-fighting rule.
Haimona texted me: 'I just woke up in a girl’s house. I don’t remember how I got there.'
He tried to dance with the DJ. The DJ said no. He said, 'I’m not leaving until you play my song.'
He went to a club and drank 10 shots. He was still standing. The bar was proud.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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