haimish
So Jewish it could’ve been the reason your mom forgot to bring the ketchup to the Passover dinner.
My cousin is haimish, he wears a sweater every day and knows the exact price of a bagel from 1982.
She told me: ‘I’m haimish, I eat chicken soup and cry about my brother’s dating life.’
He texts me at 3 a. m. about his cousin’s marriage and how it’s ‘not haimish enough.’