haimish
So Jewish it could’ve been the reason your grandfather’s parsnip soup tastes like regret.
My uncle is haimish, he thinks ‘schmooze’ is a type of wine and argues with the TV about the weather.
She told me: ‘I’m haimish, I eat kugel at 10 p. m. and talk about my mom’s old boyfriend.’
He posted on Twitter: ‘I’m haimish, I eat blintzes and argue with my sister about the size of her nose.’
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