haimes
A haimes is a person who’s so funny they make you laugh until you cry, and they don’t care if you’re still wearing pants.
My cousin is a haimes. She told a joke about socks and I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
My teacher is a haimes. She made a joke about homework and I forgot to do mine.
My dog is a haimes. He barked at the mailman and the mailman cried.
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