haimes

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To make a haimes of something is to turn something into a total disaster, like you dropped a bomb in a cake and ran away screaming.

I tried to cook dinner and it came out like a fire alarm went off in a garbage can.

My brother haimesd my math test by drawing a mustache on every question.

I haimesd my mom's favorite shirt by putting ketchup on it and pretending it was a paint job.

A haimes is a person who’s so funny they make you laugh until you cry, and they don’t care if you’re still wearing pants.

My cousin is a haimes. She told a joke about socks and I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

My teacher is a haimes. She made a joke about homework and I forgot to do mine.

My dog is a haimes. He barked at the mailman and the mailman cried.

A haimes is a trio of sassy sisters who rock out like they’re fighting a giant robot in a mall.

The haimes sang so loud in the car, my mom thought we were in a battle.

I saw the haimes on TV, and my brother tried to sing along and ruined the song.

The haimes came to my school, and I got distracted for the whole day.

To haimes is to walk like you own the sidewalk, even if you’re just going to get a Slurpee.

My friend haimesd down the street like he was in a superhero movie.

I haimesd to school and my teacher thought I was in a dance-off.

My dog haimesd to the park and the other dogs were jealous.

A haimes is a boy so hot he makes your face melt like a popsicle in July.

My crush is a haimes. He looked at me, and I forgot how to breathe.

My brother is a haimes. He walked in, and my dog started licking him.

The guy in my class is a haimes. He smiled, and I dropped my pencil.

To haimes is to get so wasted you think you’re a superhero and your pants are on fire.

I haimesd at the party and thought I was a dragon.

My friend haimesd and tried to dance with a lamp.

I haimesd and drew on my face with markers and forgot how to talk.

To haimes is to destroy your body and mind like you’re fighting a giant spider in a gym.

I haimesd myself by eating 10 pizzas and crying about my life.

My friend haimesd by doing drugs and forgot how to count to 10.

I haimesd my brain by staying up all night and watching cartoons.