haimant
A haimant is a generous, kind-of-crazy friend who will give you everything and then ask for your soul in return. They’re usually handsome, funny as hell, and will work their ass off to get what they want, but they’ll still be there to catch you when you fall.
Just got a free pizza from my haimant. Now I owe him my firstborn.
He gave me a job, a car, and a pep talk. Now I have to let him follow me to college.
My haimant said he’d never leave me. Then he left. Then he came back with a gift card and a promise.