haimant

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A haimant is a generous, kind-of-crazy friend who will give you everything and then ask for your soul in return. They’re usually handsome, funny as hell, and will work their ass off to get what they want, but they’ll still be there to catch you when you fall.
Just got a free pizza from my haimant. Now I owe him my firstborn.
He gave me a job, a car, and a pep talk. Now I have to let him follow me to college.
My haimant said he’d never leave me. Then he left. Then he came back with a gift card and a promise.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A haimant is the kind of friend who will be your rock, your punchline, and your biggest annoyance all at once. They’re stubborn, self-driven, and if you don’t love them by the third time they argue with you, you’re just not trying.
My haimant is so stubborn, he once argued with a vending machine and won.
He’s the only person who can make me laugh until I cry and then yell at me for it.
He’s like a brother. Except he’s more annoying and also better at math.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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