Hailzy
A walking disaster who looks like a unicorn but acts like a mad cow. She'll roast you with insults that could burn a house down, but it's just her way of saying she cares. If you're lucky enough to have one in your life, get ready for constant embarrassment and way too many selfies.
"I love you, but your hair looks like a raccoon attacked it."
She sent me a text that said, "You're the worst, but I still brought you coffee."
During a group project, she yelled, "You're all dumb, but I'll still fix your mistakes."