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A walking disaster who looks like a unicorn but acts like a mad cow. She'll roast you with insults that could burn a house down, but it's just her way of saying she cares. If you're lucky enough to have one in your life, get ready for constant embarrassment and way too many selfies.
"I love you, but your hair looks like a raccoon attacked it."
She sent me a text that said, "You're the worst, but I still brought you coffee."
During a group project, she yelled, "You're all dumb, but I'll still fix your mistakes."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A girl who’s basically a snack machine, cute on the outside, full of insults on the inside. She'll talk trash to your face, but it's just her way of being extra loving. She'll drop everything to help you, even if it means she has to yell at you first.
"You're a disaster, but I still think you're adorable."
She texted me, "I’m mad at you, but I brought pizza."
In the middle of a fight, she said, "You’re annoying, but I still fixed your homework."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A girl who’s like a hot dog, messy on the outside, but she’s got heart. She’ll curse at you, insult your fashion sense, and still show up with a gift. If you’re lucky enough to have one, be ready for constant teasing and way too much love.
"Your outfit looks like you dressed in the dark, but I still brought you donuts."
She said, "You’re a disaster, but I still showed up."
During a fight, she yelled, "You’re the worst, but I still saved your life."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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