hailiah
A girl from Oregon who's so cool she could make a dead guy laugh. She's short but she's got a mouth like a sailor and a laugh that could knock you out.
You ever met someone who could make your mom cry with a joke? That's Hailiah.
She texted me at 2 a. m. with a meme and a question about my life choices.
She told my dad he looked like a confused chicken and he still hasn't forgiven her.