hailiah

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A girl from Oregon who's so cool she could make a dead guy laugh. She's short but she's got a mouth like a sailor and a laugh that could knock you out.
You ever met someone who could make your mom cry with a joke? That's Hailiah.
She texted me at 2 a. m. with a meme and a question about my life choices.
She told my dad he looked like a confused chicken and he still hasn't forgiven her.
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A girl from Oregon who's so awesome she could probably beat a cop in a staring contest. She wears glasses and has a brain full of jokes.
She walked into a room and made everyone laugh before they even knew what was happening.
She sent me a text that said 'I’m coming for you’ and then added a dog meme.
She told my brother he was a ‘disgrace to humanity’ and he believed her.
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A girl from Oregon who's so cool she's like a superhero with glasses and a mouth full of insults. She’s short but she's got the world by the balls.
She made my teacher laugh so hard she fell off the chair.
She texted me during a test and asked if I wanted to ‘die together’.
She told my mom she was ‘old and sad’ and my mom still hasn’t talked to her.
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