hailey's mom - Smoke it up. You're too fried to think straight. So eat like

Smoke it up. You're too fried to think straight. So eat like a pig and forget your problems for a while.

My mom yelled at me. Hailey's mom, I'm going to get high.

My phone died. Hailey's mom, I'm going to get high.

My crush likes my friend. Hailey's mom, I'm going to get high.