hailey's mom

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Get high. You're too broken to care. So chow down, take a nap, and mess it all up while you still can.

I just failed my math test. Hailey's mom, I need a break.

My dog ate my homework. Hailey's mom, I'm out.

My crush ignored me. Hailey's mom, I'm done.

Smoke it up. You're too fried to think straight. So eat like a pig and forget your problems for a while.

My mom yelled at me. Hailey's mom, I'm going to get high.

My phone died. Hailey's mom, I'm going to get high.

My crush likes my friend. Hailey's mom, I'm going to get high.

Blaze it up. You're too messed up to function. So chow down, crash, and let life hit you like a brick.

My crush asked me out. Hailey's mom, I'm too tired to care.

I got a D on my test. Hailey's mom, I need to chill.

My dog ate my pizza. Hailey's mom, I'm getting high.