hailey's mom - Blaze it up. You're too messed up to function. So chow down,

Blaze it up. You're too messed up to function. So chow down, crash, and let life hit you like a brick.

My crush asked me out. Hailey's mom, I'm too tired to care.

I got a D on my test. Hailey's mom, I need to chill.

My dog ate my pizza. Hailey's mom, I'm getting high.