Haileyesus
A super smart Ethiopian guy who's also a total tough guy. He's got the power of the cross and the brain to match. He's handsome, but he's not nice unless you are.
"He's got the brain of a genius and the brawn of a beast.", My friend
"He called me a fool because I didn't know the cross.", My dad
"He's got the looks, the brains, and the might.", My mom