Haileyesus

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A crazy strong Ethiopian guy who thinks he's the smartest person on Earth. He's got a cross and a brain to back it up. He'll help you if you're cool, but if you're not, he'll laugh at you and call you a idiot.

"You better pray to Haileyesus or I'll beat you up.", A guy in the gym

"He called me a idiot for not knowing the difference between a cross and a stick.", My cousin

"He told me he's the smartest man alive, and I believed him.", My mom

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A man from Ethiopia who acts like he runs the whole world. He's got brains and brawn. He helps the church and the government, but only if you're polite.

"Haileyesus said I was a fool for not knowing my cross.", My brother

"He's the brains of the church and the government.", My teacher

"He helps both the church and the government, but only if you're nice.", My friend

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A super smart Ethiopian guy who's also a total tough guy. He's got the power of the cross and the brain to match. He's handsome, but he's not nice unless you are.

"He's got the brain of a genius and the brawn of a beast.", My friend

"He called me a fool because I didn't know the cross.", My dad

"He's got the looks, the brains, and the might.", My mom

by Slangipedia 12d ago