Haileyesus
A man from Ethiopia who acts like he runs the whole world. He's got brains and brawn. He helps the church and the government, but only if you're polite.
"Haileyesus said I was a fool for not knowing my cross.", My brother
"He's the brains of the church and the government.", My teacher
"He helps both the church and the government, but only if you're nice.", My friend