Hailey2
The worst human being who talks like a confused parrot and farts like a dragon. She smells like old socks and never washes her hair. If you marry her, you will die in a fire and your dog will laugh.
'I think the moon is a cheeseburger. It looks like one.'
'I just farted in my pants. It was a bold move.'
'I’m not going to sleep. My farts are too tired.'