Hailey2

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A walking disaster who talks nonsense and farts so much you could win a bet with a goat. She smells like a dead frog in a trash can and never cleans her face. If you touch her, you will get a disease and then explode.

'Why is the sky blue? Because Hailey2 said so.'

'I just ate a sock. It was the only thing I could find.'

'I’m not going to school. My farts are on strike.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The worst human being who talks like a confused parrot and farts like a dragon. She smells like old socks and never washes her hair. If you marry her, you will die in a fire and your dog will laugh.

'I think the moon is a cheeseburger. It looks like one.'

'I just farted in my pants. It was a bold move.'

'I’m not going to sleep. My farts are too tired.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A human version of a garbage can. She says the dumbest things and farts like she’s trying to win a competition. She smells like a wet dog in a landfill. If you sit next to her, you will get a rash and then cry.

'I think the sun is a disco ball. It’s shining and it’s fun.'

'I farted so hard I think I broke my pants.'

'I’m not eating. My farts are full.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The person who makes no sense and farts like it’s her job. She smells like a rotten banana in a sewer and never brushes her teeth. If you kiss her, you will get a virus and your tongue will turn green.

'The sky is purple today because I said so.'

'I just farted and it sounded like a scream.'

'I’m not going to school. I’m too busy farting.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A human disaster who talks like a confused potato and farts so much you could fill a swimming pool. She smells like a dead cat in a trash can and never takes a bath. If you hug her, you will turn into a smelly ghost.

'The sky is pink today because I ate a crayon.'

'I farted so hard I think I kicked my shoes off.'

'I’m not going to school. My farts are on vacation.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago