Hailey2
The person who makes no sense and farts like it’s her job. She smells like a rotten banana in a sewer and never brushes her teeth. If you kiss her, you will get a virus and your tongue will turn green.
'The sky is purple today because I said so.'
'I just farted and it sounded like a scream.'
'I’m not going to school. I’m too busy farting.'