Hailey Thompson
She’s hot, she’s smart, she’s got a huge laugh, and she’ll kick your ass if you mess with her friends. She’s got a huge heart and a bigger ass.
She laughed so hard at my joke I think I broke her ribs.
She told me I was ‘a walking disappointment’ and I believed her.
She bought 100 shirts with her credit card and said ‘this is my revenge’.