Hailey Thompson

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She’s a firecracker with a body that could make a statue blush. She’s got a big laugh, a bigger heart, and a brain that’s always working. She’s got no money but can strip and make more cash than you’ll ever see.
Bro I saw Hailey strip last night and my wallet is still screaming.
I asked her if she wanted a raise, she said ‘I’m already rich, I don’t need it.’
She walked in and the whole bar went silent. Then she laughed and they all died.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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She’s like a hot mess with a brain. She’s got big boobs, a bigger personality, and a habit of kicking your ass if you mess with her friends.
She kicked my ass for talking bad about my sister. I still have bruises.
She told me I was a ‘walking disappointment’ and I believed her.
She walked in and said ‘you’re not even a real man’ and I cried.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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She’s got the body of a goddess and the mouth of a sailor. She’s got a huge laugh, a huge heart, and a huge appetite for cash and love.
I saw her at the mall and she bought 100 shirts with her credit card. I had to pay her back.
She told me I was ‘the worst’ and I was speechless.
She laughed so hard at my joke I think I broke her ribs.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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She’s a walking hot mess with a brain that could beat a genius. She’s got a huge laugh, a huge heart, and a huge ass that could make a statue blush.
She told my friend he was ‘a total disaster’ and he cried.
She laughed so hard at my joke I think I broke her ribs.
She bought 100 shirts and said ‘this is my revenge’.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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She’s got the body of a goddess, the laugh of a devil, and the heart of a saint. She’ll kick your ass if you mess with her friends or family.
She kicked my friend’s ass for talking bad about his mom.
She told me I was ‘a total disaster’ and I believed her.
She laughed so hard at my joke I think I broke her ribs.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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She’s hot, she’s smart, she’s got a huge laugh, and she’ll kick your ass if you mess with her friends. She’s got a huge heart and a bigger ass.
She laughed so hard at my joke I think I broke her ribs.
She told me I was ‘a walking disappointment’ and I believed her.
She bought 100 shirts with her credit card and said ‘this is my revenge’.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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