Hailey Thompson
She’s got the body of a goddess and the mouth of a sailor. She’s got a huge laugh, a huge heart, and a huge appetite for cash and love.
I saw her at the mall and she bought 100 shirts with her credit card. I had to pay her back.
She told me I was ‘the worst’ and I was speechless.
She laughed so hard at my joke I think I broke her ribs.