Hailey Reed
Hailey Reed is the only person who can make you feel like a million bucks and also yell at you for forgetting her birthday. She’s basically a god in human form.
You forgot my birthday. I'm now your god. You will suffer.
You're my favorite person. Also my favorite god. Also my favorite snack.
If you don't remember my birthday, I will take your snacks and eat them in front of you.