Hailey Reed

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Hailey Reed is a walking sunshine machine who loves you more than pizza and gets mad if you don't text her back. She's like a human hug and a free snack all in one.

I miss you more than my lunch. Text me or I'll eat your face.

You're my favorite human. Also my favorite snack. Also my favorite pizza.

If you don't reply, I'll come to your house and eat your dog.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hailey Reed is the only person who can make you feel like a million bucks and also yell at you for forgetting her birthday. She’s basically a god in human form.

You forgot my birthday. I'm now your god. You will suffer.

You're my favorite person. Also my favorite god. Also my favorite snack.

If you don't remember my birthday, I will take your snacks and eat them in front of you.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hailey Reed is the human version of a perfect cupcake. She's sweet, she's loyal, and she'll kill you if you ever mess with her.

You messed with me. I will kill you with my cupcake powers.

You're my favorite cupcake. Also my favorite human. Also my favorite snack.

If you don't text me, I'll come to your house and eat your cupcake.

by Slangipedia 12d ago