Hailey Reed
Hailey Reed is a walking sunshine machine who loves you more than pizza and gets mad if you don't text her back. She's like a human hug and a free snack all in one.
I miss you more than my lunch. Text me or I'll eat your face.
You're my favorite human. Also my favorite snack. Also my favorite pizza.
If you don't reply, I'll come to your house and eat your dog.