Hailey Andrews
A girl who thinks water bottles are the cool thing to put in her hair and never stops joking, even when you're trying to sleep.
She texted me at 11 PM: 'I just put a water bottle in my hair, and it’s now my best friend. You should try it.' I said, 'You’re the only one who thinks water bottles are cool.'
During math class, she started laughing at nothing and said, 'This is the funniest joke I’ve ever heard.' No one else got it, but she kept going.
She posted a selfie with two water bottles in her hair and wrote, 'I’m the water bottle queen. You’re just a peasant.' I commented, 'You’re also a weirdo.'