Hailey Andrews

She put a water bottle in her hair and said, 'This is my new crown.' I said, 'You look like a soggy princess.' She laughed like I just told the funniest joke ever.

At lunch, she started talking about her pet goldfish and how it 'judges her.' No one else cared, but she kept going.

She sent me a DM saying, 'I just added a second water bottle to my hair. I'm now a water bottle queen.' I replied, 'You're also a mess.'

She texted me at 11 PM: 'I just put a water bottle in my hair, and it’s now my best friend. You should try it.' I said, 'You’re the only one who thinks water bottles are cool.'

During math class, she started laughing at nothing and said, 'This is the funniest joke I’ve ever heard.' No one else got it, but she kept going.

She posted a selfie with two water bottles in her hair and wrote, 'I’m the water bottle queen. You’re just a peasant.' I commented, 'You’re also a weirdo.'

She put a water bottle in her hair and said, 'This is my new look. You should try it.' I said, 'You look like a soggy fashion icon.'

At lunch, she talked for 20 minutes about her pet goldfish and how it 'hates me.' I said, 'Your goldfish is probably tired of your jokes.'

She sent me a message saying, 'I just added another water bottle to my hair. I'm now a water bottle goddess.' I replied, 'You’re also a loud one.'