hailar
A person so short they probably have to borrow a ladder just to look cool.
My neighbor is a hailar. He tried to wave at me from the ground and I had to wave back like I was in a spaceship.
I called my brother a hailar because he can't even reach the fridge without a chair.
The guy at the park is a hailar. He tried to high-five me and I had to kneel down.
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