hailar

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A person so short they look like they were run over by a truck and forgot to grow up.
My cousin is a hailar. He once tried to reach the top shelf and got stuck like a stuck pig.
I called my teacher a hailar because he couldn't see the back of the room without a ladder.
My dog is a hailar. He barks at people who are taller than him.
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A human who is so small they probably got lost in a sock.
That kid is a hailar. He tried to fight me and I had to bend down to laugh at him.
My mom says I'm a hailar because I can't even touch the ceiling.
The guy at the store is a hailar. He looked up at me like I was a giant.
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A person so short they look like they were stuck in a bottle and forgot to come out.
My friend is a hailar. He tried to do a high five and I had to come down to his level.
I told my dad he was a hailar because he can't reach the coffee pot without a step stool.
The mailman is a hailar. He looked up at me like I was a building.
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A person so short they probably have to borrow a ladder just to look cool.
My neighbor is a hailar. He tried to wave at me from the ground and I had to wave back like I was in a spaceship.
I called my brother a hailar because he can't even reach the fridge without a chair.
The guy at the park is a hailar. He tried to high-five me and I had to kneel down.
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A person so short they might as well be a kid who never grew up and still lives in a tree.
My little sister is a hailar. She tried to argue with me and I had to bend down to hear her.
I told my uncle he was a hailar because he can't even see the top of the door without a flashlight.
The guy at the gas station is a hailar. He looked up at me like I was a mountain.
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