Hail Harry
When you drop your pants and start jerking off because the person you're trying to get into your pants goes into another room. When they come back, you either beg for help or say, 'Like what you see?' It only works on women 3% of the time and is for weaklings. But if the woman is under 150 pounds, it works every time on guys. Most people know not to do this.
She walked into the kitchen and he was jacking off. When she came back, he said, 'Can I get a hand with this?' She said, 'No, but I can get a hand with that.'
He pulled his pants down mid-conversation. When I came back, he said, 'Like what you see?' I said, 'No, but I like what I see.'
He dropped his pants and started jacking off. I said, 'Like what you see?' He said, 'No, but I like what I see.'