Hail Harry

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When you take your pants off and start jacking off because the person you’re trying to get into your pants goes into another room for a sec. When they come back, you either beg for help or ask if they like what they see. It works on ladies only 3% of the time and is for losers. But if the lady is under 150 pounds, it works every time on guys.
My pants were off and my hand was moving fast. She came back and I said, 'Can I get a hand with this?' She looked at me like I was crazy.
He pulled his pants down mid-sentence. I left the room and came back to see him doing his business. I asked, 'Like what you see?' He said, 'No, I hate it.'
I walked into the kitchen and he was jacking off. I said, 'Like what you see?' He said, 'No, but I like what I see.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you drop your pants and jerk off because the person you’re trying to flirt with leaves the room. When they come back, you either ask for help or say something stupid like, 'Like what you see?' It only works on girls 3% of the time. But if they're under 150 pounds, it works every time on guys. Everyone knows this move is for dummies.
I walked out of the room and he was jacking off. When I came back, he said, 'Like what you see?' I said, 'No, but I like what I see.'
He pulled his pants down when I went to the bathroom. When I came back, he said, 'Can I get a hand with this?' I said, 'No, but I can get a hand with that.'
He dropped his pants and started jacking off. I said, 'Like what you see?' He said, 'No, but I like what I see.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you drop your pants and start jerking off because the person you're trying to get into your pants goes into another room. When they come back, you either beg for help or say, 'Like what you see?' It only works on women 3% of the time and is for weaklings. But if the woman is under 150 pounds, it works every time on guys. Most people know not to do this.
She walked into the kitchen and he was jacking off. When she came back, he said, 'Can I get a hand with this?' She said, 'No, but I can get a hand with that.'
He pulled his pants down mid-conversation. When I came back, he said, 'Like what you see?' I said, 'No, but I like what I see.'
He dropped his pants and started jacking off. I said, 'Like what you see?' He said, 'No, but I like what I see.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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